InternetDude

InternetDude

Full-stack engineering, growth marketing, and AI agent infrastructure.

UCLA 1998

What I build

Engineering

Production apps from API to UI — Next.js, React, TypeScript, Supabase, PostgreSQL. Normalized schemas, rigorous evals, zero-bloat code. Deployed on Vercel and cloud infrastructure.

User Acquisition

Google Ads strategy, attribution, CAC optimization, cohort analysis, and ROAS improvement across paid channels.

AI Agents

Wiring agents into real workflows. Recent builds: OpenClaw (local + Railway), a pen-test agent that reports findings to Slack, and Hermes — plan/act loops over physical-world verifications for address.bot.

Built campaigns for

AnytimeMailboxWristbands.comHedley & BennettMashMetricsPrime Accounting SolutionsSoCal ContractorWestArt WoodworkLayerZoomMailbox.botBizhaus

and many others

Selected work

Mailbox.bot

AI Agent API for postal mail — documents, addresses, postage, webhooks.

2023–now

AnytimeMailbox.com

Scaled paid acquisition for a $30M+ virtual mailbox SaaS, 2,500+ mail centers.

2016–2022

TomsHardware.com

Ad campaigns for Intel, Microsoft, Dell. 500M+ monthly impressions.

2008–2009

Stack

Next.jsReactNode.jsTypeScriptSupabasePostgreSQLREST APIsWebhooksJSON SchemaVercelRailwayDockerCloudflareUpstashStripe APITwilioResendAWSOpenAIClaudeGeminiDocument ParsingOpenRouterFirecrawl / Web CrawlingHITL Workflows

Growth

Google AdsFacebook AdsRetargetingAnalyticsA/B TestingAd Servers

Learning & building with

LangChainMCPLlamaIndexZodOpenAPIDrizzle ORMpgvectorOllama / Local LLMs

Side projects

Domain Sales

Predictable.com, PrettySweet.com, PopupStore.com, Referral.com, Referrals.com, Coordinating.com, CrowdShopping.com, MachineRental.com, EquipmentTransport.com, and countless others.

Quantitative Trading

R & Quantmod — built and deployed long/short models that performed in the 99th percentile at scale, 2019–2021.

Agentic Coordination

liquidity.md and compute.md — part of the discover.md network.

User Acquisition

Affiliate champion for two of the most downloaded consumer apps.

Scraping & Alerts

BeautifulSoup scraper + alert system for when hyper-local grocery staples reach a lower price threshold.

Art

Commissioned for graffiti art murals.

Way back

DealShark.com — online discount site promoted with goto.com keyword bidding.

Handango.com— built the “Wi-Fi Free List” Palm Pilot app to find free Wi-Fi before 5G existed.

FashionClicks.com — niche PPC engine for apparel, white-label integration.

eBay PowerSeller — sourced unique local vintage clothing for arbitrage.